10>Tonights gala dinner, Surf and Turf, turns out to be imitation crab legs and
9>Capt waits for the tide to go out to give ship momentum to leave the pier.
8>Staten Island ferry sign painted over with cruise line logo.
7>Mid night buffet consist of marshmallows, after dinner mints and flavored
6> Free tetanus shot for all paying passengers.
5>At every port, ships battery needs a jump-start.
4>Evey P/A announcement starts with "WWAAZZUUPP" or "How u doin?".
3>Fine print in brochure reads "all passengers MUST know how to swim".
2>Capt always seen wearing a life jacket and reading "Cruise Ships for
1>Those seagulls flying over the ship look just like vultures.
Location: Greater Tampa Bay area (south of the BIG BRIDGE!)
Re: Top 10 signs your on a really bad cruise.
I want to appologize for not using good judgement in my post above. I should not have been so specific as to the ship....I did not stop to think that it would alarm someone that has already booked or was thinking about booking....as has been pointed out to me (very nicely) in an email. I certainly did not mean to cause concern...just an attempt at humor...a failed attempt.
I will say that the food was not up to our expectations from the great things that we heard about NCL and we were disappointed. It could have been a bad week...other lines have bad weeks, too. I will give them high marks for veal preparation....not an easy task...so it was hard to understand why the rest of the food was only mediocre.
This did not ruin our cruise...it was just a pothole in the road. Mgram