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Old January 29th, 2002, 10:33 PM
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists; two men and a blonde woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 Revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.

Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the blonde's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots rang out, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the blonde.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, sighed, and said, "This stupid gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Old January 29th, 2002, 10:53 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
TOO FUNNY!!!!
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Old January 29th, 2002, 11:13 PM
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That is great!

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Old January 30th, 2002, 12:04 AM
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Good one!!
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Good one Divetex, thanks for the laugh.
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Old January 31st, 2002, 04:45 PM
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That soulds right to me.
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