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Old August 10th, 2004, 09:36 PM
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It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards.

The Stellas are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee
on herself and successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the
Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
States.

Unfortunately, the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonald's, the teens
who allege that eating at McDonald's has made them fat, was filed after
the 2003 award voting was closed. This suit will top the 2004 awards list
without question.


THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:

5th place (Tied). - Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded
$780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a
toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store
were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving
toddler was Ms. Robertson's Son.

5th place (Tied). - 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000
and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda
Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the
wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps!

5th place (Tied). - Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was
leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was
not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener
was malfunctioning. He could not re-enter the house because the door
connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family
was on vacation and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8
days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog
food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him
undue mental anguish. The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th place. - Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded
$14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his
next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's
fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog
might have been a little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had
climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a
pellet gun.

3rd place. - A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson
of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and
broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms.
Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an
argument.

2nd place. - Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a
Night Club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to
the floor and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms.
Walton was trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid
paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental
expenses.


1st Place. - This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motorhome. On his trip
home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the
cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the
back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not
advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this. The
jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motorhome. The company
actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case
there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles.

Unbelievable.!!!!!

(ONLY IN AMERICA!)
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Old August 11th, 2004, 12:29 AM
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WE are all in the wrong businesses.....

Get out there and get litigious on someone's hiney people!!!


But (somewhat) seriously: That is one ILL justice system. And it is way past time to "thin the herd", so to speak. Maybe all these folks should be invited to a railing dance contest on a cruise. (We could sell tickets.... I'd buy one at ANY price) A large finned animal or two might teach them their last lesson in predatory behaviour.... Since the ship is international waters, the lunatic justice system might not apply, and their survivors might discover the Joy of Losing.

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You wonder why the cost of insurance is gone crazy? It's because of these unbelieveable decisions. When will it ever end? As long as there are lawyers out there...NEVER!

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No wonder people hate lawyers.

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This just makes me so angry. Y2C, I think I will have to sue you for mental anguish.

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Unbelievable how jurys can decide on these outcomes. I'll bet if it was against the, they would certainly sing a different tune. Our judicial system is whacky at times!

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Hi All,

While these are funny I do have to point out that they are untrue. There is a website out there with actual Stalla Awards on it, and a link indiciating that the above are fake. BTW, I don't disagree that the legal system has gone nuts, but just wanted to say that these specific cases are urban legends. Have a nice day!

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If these ones are false, I am sure there are other ones just as stupid!! I agree with Fast Eddie;it would be embarassing to say you were a lawyer these days! I hope Canada does not get as lawsuit-happy as the USA! Our legal system has other problems though!!

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