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Old June 24th, 2005, 11:29 PM
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Default Funny bumper stickers!

You've all seen them. What's some of your favorite bumper stickers?

Mine is: If morons could fly this place would be an airport.

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Old June 24th, 2005, 11:34 PM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

In 1985 I saw a bumper sticker on an old banger in east LA saying "Die Yuppy Scum".
Is that funny?



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Old June 25th, 2005, 01:05 AM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

How about:

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying!"

And my personal favorite (on MY bumper!)

"My loved one was voted Corpse of the Month at the Family Fun Funeral Home!"

(since I'm so TIRED of seeing those "student of the month" stickers, haha! I purchased it from the local city morgue gift shop!)

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Old June 25th, 2005, 06:19 AM
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My favorite: "For Sale, cheap! Ex-wife, take over payments."
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Old June 25th, 2005, 09:05 AM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

A few years ago a friend of mine compiled a collection of hundreds of funny bumper stickers. He called it "A Bumper Crop of American Wry". Clever, huh? Here's a few:

Not all men are fools...some are bachelors.

The older I get the better I used to be.

Since I gave up hope, I feel much better.

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

MISSING: Husband and dog. Reward for dog.

I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left.

Dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off!

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

I got this car for my wife. What a trade!

Come back to Miami. We weren't shooting at you!

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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Old June 25th, 2005, 09:49 AM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

I like all of those so far but my favorite one is the one I will buy if I can find it.

Do you Think you could talk better on that cell phone if it were up your bu**?

Some others I like.
Bomb Tech..if you see me running...try to keep up.
My other vehicle is a BMW............................................... ....motorcycle.
In case of The Rapture..this vehicle will be vacant.



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Old June 25th, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

My favorite:

If it's tourist season, Why can't we shoot them?

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One of my all time favorites.. that I still remember from when I first saw it in the 60s.

Honk if you're Jesus

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Old June 25th, 2005, 04:53 PM
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lol Marc ....

I saw one the other day

Bury me @ WalMart, so my wife will visit me often
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Old June 26th, 2005, 07:00 AM
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My favorite..."PARACHUTING...GOOD TO THE LAST DROP"
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Old June 26th, 2005, 10:09 AM
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The parachute one reminded me of one more..
"If at first you dont succeed..Parachuting is not for you"

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Old June 26th, 2005, 11:45 AM
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Here in Portland they have bumper stickers on all the city buses that say, Because of me 237 cars are off the road.

Well, my favorite is one I saw on a car that said,

Because of me and 236 cars like me, one city bus is off the road.

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Old June 27th, 2005, 01:33 AM
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This sounds mean, but I have so many backseat drivers
"Get in, buckle up and shut up"

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Old June 27th, 2005, 07:52 AM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

I was going to add the same one Marc contributed.

This one's on my bulletin board at work:

Yes, I am a rocket scientist.
White Sands Missile Range

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Old June 28th, 2005, 02:23 PM
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I can't believe no one mentioned the all time classic:

If you don't like the way I'm driving, stay the hell off the sidewalk!"

My personal favorite (seen in the Wind River Range of Wyoming) - "Wyoming. Where Men are Men, and Sheep are Nervous"
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Old June 28th, 2005, 07:58 PM
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Default Re: Funny bumper stickers!

One of my favorites was from a Jimmy Buffett Song: " We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About" (it wore out after several years on my vehicle)

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