DEAR DIARY DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really
DEAR DIARY DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful
and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation
this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did
some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored
and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive
DEAR DIARY DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He
asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got little sunburned. I decided
to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain
saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his
way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today.