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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:32 PM
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oh its all good then!! of course i abused my spouse for 14 years then got rid of his bass!!! its been ex spouse for about 4 years now!!! of course i still abuse him whenever i happen to see him which is fortunately not very often!!
Do you ever think that maybe he did things so that you would get rid of him? Us guys do that you know!
I don't care how it happened as long as she got rid of that LOSER it's all good for me. Crazysis you are better off without him. By the way I will be sure to have the T-shirt made before the cruise.
How do you not know he's better off without her!
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Because no man can survive or exist without a woman.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:54 PM
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oh its all good then!! of course i abused my spouse for 14 years then got rid of his bass!!! its been ex spouse for about 4 years now!!! of course i still abuse him whenever i happen to see him which is fortunately not very often!!
Do you ever think that maybe he did things so that you would get rid of him? Us guys do that you know!
I don't care how it happened as long as she got rid of that LOSER it's all good for me. Crazysis you are better off without him. By the way I will be sure to have the T-shirt made before the cruise.
How do you not know he's better off without her!
oh he is doing just great without me. huh kat?! no one to post his bail is one of the things he misses!!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:56 PM
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your kidding right! wait maybe your right we do need one just to pass around other than that we can handle things just fine. If it (you know what I mean) fell off tell me why I would need a woman around!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:58 PM
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oh its all good then!! of course i abused my spouse for 14 years then got rid of his bass!!! its been ex spouse for about 4 years now!!! of course i still abuse him whenever i happen to see him which is fortunately not very often!!
Do you ever think that maybe he did things so that you would get rid of him? Us guys do that you know!
I don't care how it happened as long as she got rid of that LOSER it's all good for me. Crazysis you are better off without him. By the way I will be sure to have the T-shirt made before the cruise.
How do you not know he's better off without her!
Because he no longer has her to sponge off of. You are defending him cause you have never met him. If you met him you would feel differently. You have a job, he sponges off of anyone or government program that will give him money and that is one of his good traits. Crazysis deserves a lot better than that. She is a hard worker. If you are looking for a button to hit with me you just found it congratulations to you. But I'm done with this topic.
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Well I don't know Rescue.....maybe you should ask

























YOUR MOM!









Boy you are losing your touch.....I can't believe you fell for that one!

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your kidding right! wait maybe your right we do need one just to pass around other than that we can handle things just fine. If it (you know what I mean) fell off tell me why I would need a woman around!
now rescue calm down. between you and me i believe that we all kinda need each other otherwise it would be a darn boring world. and i wasnt bashing all men. so i hope i didnt offend you.
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Don't apologize to Rescue.............he is lower than pond scum!

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YOUR MOM!



Boy you are losing your touch.....I can't believe you fell for that one!

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My mom died 6 years ago after a 5 month battle with cancer.

I agree, other than practicing procreation what use do we have for you?
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:06 PM
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YOUR MOM!



Boy you are losing your touch.....I can't believe you fell for that one!

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My mom died 6 years ago after a 5 month battle with cancer.

I agree, other than practicing procreation what use do we have for you?
someone definitely isnt getting any!!! sounds like one very frustrated BOY!!
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You aren't gonna get me with that sympathy trick (although I am sorry about your dear Mom).

Well, let's see why you need women......

Until you are/were able it was a woman who:

Fed you
Bathed you
Changed your diapers
Took care of you
Bought your clothes
Brought you to the doctor when you were sick
Loved you

The list can go on and on!

Eliminating women will eliminate caregivers for DORKS like you all over the world.

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Here is a joke to lighten the mood:
Bubba and Junior ( Mississippi mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,

"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.
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Cute, I think I've seen Bubba and Junior doing some work at Rescue's house too!

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Rescue, don't step over that line.....I can tell you're joking, but Kat and Sis may not know about your weird way of welcoming people to HIH. It's hard for a man to understand how a woman feels in a situation like that. It's more like abuse....step back and take a breath!

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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:25 PM
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hold on just got a medical call need to go earn some money
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Rescue, don't step over that line.....I can tell you're joking, but Kat and Sis may not know about your weird way of welcoming people to HIH. It's hard for a man to understand how a woman feels in a situation like that. It's more like abuse....step back and take a breath!

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im glad to know that he is joking otherwise i might get my feelings hurt! NOT!!!
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Hi Michael... hahahaha... Well if we end up on Put-in-bay for our three hour tour then there's no need to worry. Bars everywhere...
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He does like to fight............we had a good one early on! I hafta get to my audit. Behave yourselves and don't make me come back in here!

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My mom died 6 years ago after a 5 month battle with cancer.

I agree, other than practicing procreation what use do we have for you?
I'm not ashamed to say that I need men in my world. Love them.. adore them to no end. If nothing else... you can keep me around for my culinary talents and share a joke with...
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men - I agree Dina - they are good to hang around, oops that was really a typo, ---- to have around; hang around, whatever, it's all good...

and if rescue didn't have a woman he would have to get his own HOME DEPOT credit card! (point for Marty, gotcha rescue).
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Hey Crazysis was this the photo?
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yeah that will work!! 120lbs not 110lbs but solid muscle as i played soccer year round. is this what you mean rescue??
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I agree, other than practicing procreation what use do we have for you?
I'm not ashamed to say that I need men in my world. Love them.. adore them to no end. If nothing else... you can keep me around for my culinary talents and share a joke with...
yea right HAHAHAHA I can cook and tell jokes. you know what your needed for HAHAHAHA
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It's time to start watching what you post here. There have inapporpriate posts removed.

While you may think it's all innocent jibes and humor, these are public boards, and you have to watch what you post, and rude comments are not appropriate, even if you are making them in jest. On these types of one dimensional message boards the humor can be misjudged way too easily!

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yeah that will work!! 120lbs not 110lbs but solid muscle as i played soccer year round. is this what you mean rescue??
This is gonna hurt but of all the posts I have avoided making this one I cannot resist!

What happened to that girl? did you eat her?

Damn that was low but so funny!!!!!
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yeah that will work!! 120lbs not 110lbs but solid muscle as i played soccer year round. is this what you mean rescue??
This is gonna hurt but of all the posts I have avoided making this one I cannot resist!

What happened to that girl? did you eat her?

Damn that was low but so funny!!!!!
nope i got married!! and now i think we have been warned so i had better go get ready for work.
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we have been warned by Mike and Kuki. Who is the higher ranking officer in the CM hierarchy? The reason I ask is cause now I am scared cause thats kukis 1st post on here.
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Sounds serious! Play nice, now!

O.K. Let's talk cruising! I guess the next ones going to sea will be Marty and Kat! Do we have photo assignments ready?
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Thank you Kuki and Mike...

OK... you guys.. any thing above a pg-13 needs to be off of the threads. That goes for everyone... If you can't keep it clean then this will have to go so please do so.
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