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Old April 22nd, 2007, 05:15 AM
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Default Doctor's Office Funny

A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors.

After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as
she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him
her story.

After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax.

The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was
and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has
four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was
pregnant?"

The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking
up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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That would do it for me!
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Laura, that one was very funny indeed!
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cute
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Good one! Sure cure imho
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We'll never know if it worked!

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Maybe they told her the truth before she got the gun loaded!

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edited for spelling.......must be the pinot grigio (sp?)
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