Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset
and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance!
A young blonde was speeding down the interstate and was pulled over by a state trooper, who was also female, and also blonde. The trooper walks up to the driver's car window and asks for her driver's license.
After digging around in her purse the young blonde driver says, I can't find it. What does it look like. The blonde femal trooper said, well it is small, rectangular and has your picture on it. The blonde driver fumbles around and finds her mirror, looks in it, sees her reflection and says, oh here it is and hands to the state trooper. The trooper looks at it, hands it back and says, oh sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop too! Have a great day!
Been there - done that:
2005 Holiday, Sensation, Conquest,
2006 Conquest, Celebration, Holiday,
2007 Freedom Grand Med, Holiday
2008 Fantasy & Sensation,
2009 Fantasy, Holiday & Dream Grand Med
2010 Fantasy and B2B Elation
2011 Monarch of the Seas
2012 Booked - Breeze from Barcelona 12 days
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Vision OTS 2-14-2015