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Old July 9th, 2007, 06:20 PM
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A little old man shuffled into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."

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VIKING SERENADE 1993
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ELATION 2000
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PRIDE 2005
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Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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