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yea right! 8)
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CQ,
what was HE thinking, huh?
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That's what I'm saying!
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guy thought he was last...sheesh!
Waddya gonna do?
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***hangs head in shame*** I don't know why I try ****kicks dirt****
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Any body watching the back door bowl tonight?

And no, its not a Greek football game...
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Not watching football tonight, but i'm last.

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Boys, Boys, Boys when will you learn! CQ is last!
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CQ if you were last with no pther posters it would not be fun.

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*****looks inside***** yup,CQ is last.
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all by herself.
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I have to post again to let you know that I was pleasantly surprized to see the ship I came to the US in docked in the Bahamas. After all these years I got to see the Imperial Majesty. which has changed names a few times. It was originally the Olympia. Sure brought back memories

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imperial majesty??? what cruiseline was that?
Boy I'm full of dumb questions today.
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Quote:
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CQ if you were last with no pther posters it would not be fun.

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Yes TM you make alot of sense when you type! 8)
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CQ I had the name wrong . Imperial Majesty is the name of the company that owns the ship. the ship is the Regal Empress. It's the oldest ship in Nort American waters. It sails from Fort Lauderdale to nassau every other day.

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Manuel,
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Giving out the WRONG information again TM! :evil:



LLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
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West Coast in the house!!!! LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST
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Well Kat while we are all sleeping because it is late in the east coast you west coasters have time to still post and be LAST! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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And my favorite was the very hairy guy in a speedo only with his wife in a bikini going through the buffet. Oh yeah, she never heard of a bikini wax.
Rinker this must of been the hairy speedo guy on your cruise! 8)

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we have been having messed up weather here in Wisconsin....Sunday night, my wife adn I slept with the windows open....we were below zero a week ago...yesterday, we had thunderstorms and hail....there was a tornado that touched down in souther Wisconsin.
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we have been having messed up weather here in Wisconsin....Sunday night, my wife adn I slept with the windows open....we were below zero a week ago...yesterday, we had thunderstorms and hail....there was a tornado that touched down in souther Wisconsin.
Yep I know what you mean! last week we had below zero today will be 65! I almost got stung by a bee on Monday even the bees are out enjoying the weather!

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I want all my friends on the "Last" thread to stay healthy and live long lifes!
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Four health changes can prolong life 14 years
By Michael Kahn 1 hour, 4 minutes ago


LONDON (Reuters) - People who drink moderately, exercise, quit smoking and eat five servings of fruit and vegetables each day live on average 14 years longer than people who adopt none of these behaviors, researchers said on Tuesday.

I have to up my servings of fruit and veggies then I'm good. Just think an additional 14 years that I can be LAST!

8)
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I like to drink moderately and I don't smoke 2 out 4 ain't bad. Plus I'm last again. 8)
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I like to drink moderately and I don't smoke 2 out 4 ain't bad. Plus I'm last again. 8)
just drink screwdrivers and your ok...4-5 a day would get you your required fruit servings.
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Partsguy I like your way of thinking!
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