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Old February 4th, 2008, 07:47 PM
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TM I'm asking you carnival questions because sometimes I see how much cheaper the rates are compared to RCCL then I start thinking....
hmmm...maybe we could try carnival again.

But pulled out the Carnival brochure before and the kids said they rather stay home then go on Carnival.

we'll see things could change.
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Simple, leave 'em home.
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Old February 4th, 2008, 08:03 PM
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Nope will not leave them home. Where I go they go. They are growing up to fast and before you know it they will be adults and will not be cruising with me anymore. so I better enjoy it now while I can. I have a great time cruising with my kids.
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I was being facetious.

They should not look a gift horse in the mouth, huh?
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Okay the finished product. It just clips into her natural hair.

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The hair $2.99, the clips (2 packages) for $3.60, The glue $1, and the thread $1. I still have glue and thread for the next piece I will make. Total cost with tax. $9.26.
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I had enough for today, so goodnight gang. Super tuesday will be here before you know it.

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PS big day tomorrow, I'm getting a haircut.
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CQ remember you get what you pay for.

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I am back... at last
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Old February 4th, 2008, 11:22 PM
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Quote:
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CQ remember you get what you pay for.

Manuel
TM SO TRUE! THAT IS GOOD ADVISE!
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kAT

THEY ARE LOOKING GOOD. I'M SURE THEY WILL LOOK GREAT ON. NEXT TIME I'M OUT SHOPPING I'LL LOOK INTO EXTENTIONS BUT I HAVE A FEELING I WON'T PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT WAY! :evil:
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The teeth of the comb should always face out. The teeth are what hold the piece to your hair. It was easier then I thought it would be. Last for now.
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Good morning from Ct. , we are having a rainy day but it's above freezing so it's not too bad. I hope that all the gang has a terrific day. I'll be looking forward to all the interesting posts that I know you all are going to post.

We are well on our way to reach page 100

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Oh I forgot to say have a great hair day everyone (mine is getting cut)


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Good morning!

NY has the big Giants parade today at 11am then the Giants are heading to the Meadowlands (NJ) at 4pm for more celebration. Traffic today will be a mess good thing I don't live near the Meadowlands!

TM we got some rain and fog but in the 50's today. No big snow storms yet and spring is around the corner.

TM how short are you going with your haircut like Ringer a fuzzy tennis ball?
Rainy day means frizz day means clip it day today for CQ!
I think I'll use one of my longer pieces today I'm in the mood for super long hair becuase it is Super Tuesday anyway! 8)
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It seems like everytime I turn on the tv someone is winning something.

Last nite on Wheel of Fortune somebody won a princess alaska cruise

Kelly and Regis are always giving out NCL cruises

Last nite deal or no deal she won $300,000.


The one time I was on Price is Right years ago Bob Barker never said "CQ come on down you are the next contestant on the price is right". :evil:
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We were gotta go to Price is Right but we never got down there. Sounds like a party in New York I know New Orleans is partying cause it's Mardi Gras. No meat tomorrow.
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Thanks for the reminder Kat Ash wedesday! My family always wanted to send in a tape for deal or no deal but we never get around to it. We gotta get together soon make one and send it in you never know.

Seems like they pick contestants with fun bubbly personalities.

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TM when you went on your Carnival cruise did you fly that morning or the day before?? If you flew the day before where did you stay in Miami???

I'm sure it is posted on this thread but I'm being lazy and not checking back so I just ask again.. :evil:

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You guys that cruised out of Miami. What is it like? Is it crowded? How early can you board the ship?
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You guys that cruised out of Miami. What is it like? Is it crowded? How early can you board the ship?
Embarkation took about a minute!!
Kidding...but, it just whizzed by.
We showed up at the port at noon and seemed as though we just walked on. There were plenty of people but NCL had, like, twenty stations for checking in.

That port beats San Diego hands down especially when disembarking.

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Okay I need details and photos tell me all about the cruise. And Roller Donna. She was looking for you guys.
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on the 3rd or 4th night, we realised Roller Donna was at the next table ...pictures will come in a day or 2....still adjusting back to work
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Welcome back Parts how was it?????
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Kat you never cruised out of FL yet??
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Kat you never cruised out of FL yet??
Nope I'm on the other coast. So I have cruised from San Franciscio, Long Beach, San Diego, and LA. We did that because we didn't have to fly we could just drive.
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that works out well why fly if you don't have too??

I'm on Extentions.com! 8)
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The islands we went to were awesome. St Maarten(2nd time for us), St Kitts and St Lucia. The ship (Carnival Miracle) was very nice. The employees were all nice...now the bad.....it took until the 4th or 5th day for them to fix our A/C(we woke up sweating most nights),we walked out of most of the dinners for slow service(we had late seating at 8:15 and we never got our main course before 9:30 if we were lucky), the cruise was the rockiest we have been on and we normally cruise in October(hurricane season). We didn't let that bother us and had a great time. Besides, we met Cruisemates royalty(rollerdonna).
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that works out well why fly if you don't have too??

I'm on Extentions.com! 8)
This place is in New Jersey. I don't know if this is anywhere near you. There is probably a place near you. If you give me your zip code I will check it out.
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