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Old February 13th, 2008, 02:23 PM
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A little boy in Newfoundland wanted $100.00 to help his parents buy some oil for the winter.He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.


Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


When
the post office in Ottawa received the letter to God, Canada North Pole, they decided to send it to Prime Minister Harper


Harper was so touched that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a nice new $5.00 bill.


Harper thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy in Newfoundland.


The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:



Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the 5 bucks. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Ottawa and Harper and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.
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