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Old February 13th, 2008, 02:29 PM
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Subject: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007







Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007



John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to
Spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me
Wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the
Best toast of the night!


He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the
Prize for the Best toast of the night'. She said,
'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? John
Said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life,
Sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said. The
Next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
Buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
Leeringly and said, 'John won the prize last night at
The pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
Myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
Last four years.... Once he fell asleep, and the other
Time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
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I cut and pasted that to my wife for Valentine's Day
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