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Old October 16th, 2008, 03:04 PM
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly.

'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.


When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom (or anyone who needs a good laugh).
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Old October 16th, 2008, 04:37 PM
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Hey! I resemble that remark!

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