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Old November 15th, 2008, 11:51 AM
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Default Good Old Frank Feldman

A guy walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going
> by.
> He gets into the taxi, and the *Cabbie says*, 'Perfect
> timing. You're just
> like Frank.'
> *Passenger*: 'Who?'
> *Cabbie:* 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did
> everything right all the time.
> Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened
> like that to
> Frank Feldman every single time.'
> *Passenger*: 'There are always a few clouds over
> everybody.'
> *Cabbie:* 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific
> athlete. He could have won
> the tennis Grand-Slam. He could golf with the pros. He sang
> like an opera
> baritone, danced like a Broadway star and you should have
> heard him play the
> piano. He was an amazing guy.'
> *Passenger:* 'Sounds like he was something really
> special.'
> *Cabbie*: 'There's more... He had a memory like a
> computer. He remembered
> everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which
> foods to order and which
> fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.
> I change a fuse,
> and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he
> could do everything
> right'
> *Passenger:* 'Wow, some guy then.'
> *Cabbie:* 'He always knew the quickest way to go in
> traffic and avoid
> traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in
> them. But Frank, he
> never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
> woman and make her
> feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was
> in the wrong; and
> his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished
> too - He was the
> perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever
> measure up to Frank
> Feldman.'
> *Passenger:* 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet
> him?'
> *Cabbie: *'Well, I never actually met
> Frank...........he died. I married his
> freakin' widow.'
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