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rinker250 January 15th, 2009 05:55 PM

Best Australian joke of 2008
 
FOR MY FISHING FRIENDS!



A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.


Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.


The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'


The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'


The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.


The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.'


He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.


'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!

mehawk January 15th, 2009 09:35 PM

Amazing! LOL

green_rd January 16th, 2009 09:09 AM

Oy!

Manuel January 16th, 2009 05:39 PM

:o :)

TM

Dave the Wave January 17th, 2009 11:34 AM

rofl rofl rofl rofl

SMITH February 6th, 2009 06:42 AM

Best Australian joke of 2008 is this i have read on the internet,

Procter:did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come.......... Send scrap to all your friends at once!


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