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Old January 17th, 2009, 06:13 PM
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Got this in an e-mail the other day....Make sure to read after the picture...

Always check your child's homework…





(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)



Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I t old he r we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
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HMMMM,,I don't know about that. Sure looks like one of the girls down at "The Doll House" to me.

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Old January 18th, 2009, 01:55 PM
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Sky -- The Doll House --
AH,,,,,YEA,,,,it's a very classy night spot,,,,,ahhh,,,,,close to one of the clients where I work late at night sometimes.... I've heard they have some pretty sharp ladies in there.....At least,,,,,that's what they tell me.....Don't tell the lovely Mrs. Jones (Vita) that I know anything about "The Doll House"....

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ohhhh now I get it.....This Doll house!!!





I thought this doll house!!!





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AH,,,,,YEA,,,,it's a very classy night spot,,,,,ahhh,,,,,close to one of the clients where I work late at night sometimes.... I've heard they have some pretty sharp ladies in there.....At least,,,,,that's what they tell me.....Don't tell the lovely Mrs. Jones (Vita) that I know anything about "The Doll House"....

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The Dollhouse isn't that in Fort Lauderdale Florida? BTW I have never been to The Dollhouse I just remember the song Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue.
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ohhhh now I get it.....This Doll house!!!





I thought this doll house!!!





Nope it's this one.
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That moved fast. The DW e-mailed it to me on Friday
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