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Old March 3rd, 2009, 12:54 PM
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Default Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time
for change ! The chicken wanted change !

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all
the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me
uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every
chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the
road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There
is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was
misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and
will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
chickens.

DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of
the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the
road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's
acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new
problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which
is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he
can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest
of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the
other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty !
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
American.

MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that
chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No
little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL : Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people
see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.'
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken,
you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken
should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as
that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.

BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we
will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of
molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing
the road.

ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2008, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an
integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more
stable and will never
reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did
the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
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I think I'll have fried chicken for supper.

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Isn't that odd. I too, have an insatiable desire to have fried chicken for dinner. I simply can't explain it, but for some crazy reason, it's chicken for me........

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Sounds good! I think I will stop and get one on the way home!

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Let's hope the chicken was not jaywalking.

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