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Old June 21st, 2010, 01:47 AM
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Default Routine physical

A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"Oh, about 165," he says.

The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 187.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"Oh, about six feet," he says.

The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 feet 8 3/4 inches. She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.

"High!" The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"

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Sounds familiar......................

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Yep I'm guilty too. I always make myself thinner and taller. However I always get busted when doc says "you can step on the scale now." :|
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Had to laugh the other day - I went through airport security the TSA guy looked at my picture and said "you lost weight" - true about 30 lbs since that picture was taken. The only problem is the weight stated on my ID is still less than I weigh now.
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