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Old August 9th, 2010, 09:29 AM
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Cool bad joke

A string walks into a bar. The bartender says - "Hey we don't serve string here".
The string slinks outside, balls himself up and throws himself into the wall over and over again.
Then the string walks back into the bar. The bartender says - "Buddy didn't I tell you we don't serve string?"
"'Fraid not"


get it 'fraid not = frayed knot?

I know - we need new jokes, please help
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I have heard worse.

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Bob, I guess the the joke was not too popular.
No one else responded.

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Old September 25th, 2010, 06:14 PM
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I said it was bad - this just proves it
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