Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to
do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from North Dakota . He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day
he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a
huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Boston . He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and
his arm was healed enough so he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Trip, with her book & tea!
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