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Old August 25th, 2011, 11:28 PM
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.



She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."



(P.S. - I didn't see it coming, either)



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Old August 25th, 2011, 11:36 PM
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Yee haw

Heard a similar joke back a while back (more seduction less cowboy)
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Good one. I did not see it coming.
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Nope,,,didn't see that one coming either! Great story. THANKS!
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Really good!
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haha good one :S
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Thank you, Earl!

I'm one of those people who can never remember jokes; for the last 5 years I've had only one good joke, and it's pretty long in the telling. Now, thanks to your post, my repertoire has expanded to two. I've told your joke to at least 40 people by now, with one small modification --- he takes off her SHIRT, not her bra --- and nobody has seen it coming. Huge laughs.
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I was crossing America once on a greyhound bus & a beautiful young woman sat next to me, she got chatting & confessed she was a nymphomaniac...I gulped & said really I never met one before, she said but one problem is I can only truly unlease my passions with a certain type of man.....well I had to ask, what type is that? she said well unusually it is only with a Jewish cowboy....oh ma'am, I forgot to introduce my self...my name is Bucky Goldberg...
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