As the luxurious cruise ship passes a tiny isolated island a man in ragged clothes and long unkempt hair and beard runs down to the beach. He jumps up and down, waving his arms wildly.
"Who's that?" asks a passenger.
"I don't know," says the captain, "but every year he does it as we sail past."
A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Alaska 2014 - haven't picked a cruise yet
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, Caribbean 2013