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Old August 29th, 2016, 03:22 AM
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Default The golden rule on a ship is that the Captain is ALWAYS right and his jokes are ALWAY

Sailor : Captain, you called me? Captain : Yes, one question do have a girl friend or wife onboard? Sailor: Yes, Sir my wife is onboard. Captain : Very Good, take her to your cabin and make love to her! Sailor: (After an hour) ,done sir Captain: Do it again. Sailor: Done again, sir. Captain : Do it once more Sailor : Sorry Captain but I can no more, I donít have stamina for it, sir. Captain : Very good, now you can go ashore with my daughter and help her shopping.

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Old August 29th, 2016, 03:27 AM
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That is a good one.

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