I have booked a cruise on RCI for Monarch of the Seas, sailing out March 17th, for 4 nights. I am a college student and am looking forward to my first cruise. Now I have heard many stories of people spending over $300 on alcohol on their cruises. I am sure I'll get patronizing flamers for this, but how likely is it I will be able to sneak some liquor on board. I certainly plan to make use of their bars as well, but I'd like to have some alcohol available in my room, to trim down the cost at least a little bit. I know their policy states that you can get kicked off, but from what I've read on forums this rarely happens. I was thinking of putting some whisky in a brown Listerine bottle or some vodka in a batch of water bottles. Any advice? Comments? Suggestions? Anything else I should know about the cruise? Worthy shore excursions? Any input is appreciated!